sapphicsorceress:

Quiet Lint Rub With Ham And Slugs

sapphicsorceress:

Quiet Lint Rub With Ham And Slugs

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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trust:

finally a career for me

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

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gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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thenymphetballerina:

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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HOLY HELL I’M FREAKING

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treadtheworld:

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

Fuck. I needed this.

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