• everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE
moviecat-supreme:

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?


Don’t tell me how many bagels I should or should not make

moviecat-supreme:

super-slurpees:

Excuse me?

Don’t tell me how many bagels I should or should not make

le-fauna:

my girlfriend picked up the snails water bowl today and realised we are now the grandmothers of about ten million baby snails (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

these are albino giant african land snails and yes they are the cutest thing you will see today

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remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:


battbaby:


With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’





I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

image

I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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joshpeck:

who is she

joshpeck:

who is she

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  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat